he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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