i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
where are my eyebrows?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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