She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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