He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
