I just made out with a guy for $7.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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