So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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