Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
