I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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