doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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