I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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