Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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