so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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