So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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