I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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