What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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