She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize