I molested 6 butterflies tonight
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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