break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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