You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just found puke in my bra..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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