Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize