The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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