I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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