this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
did i just pee glitter
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