i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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