oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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