I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you had me at cake vodka
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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