She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
the liver wants what the liver wants
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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