I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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