are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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