well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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