using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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