So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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