just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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