We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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