But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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