Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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