Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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