he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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