Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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