Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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