This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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