I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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