ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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