Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
