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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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