They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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