In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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go home
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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