Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Mom said you looked used
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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