I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I have fence marks all over my body
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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