We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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