Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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