party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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