I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I want to be your penis for a week.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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