He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
