yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
