Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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