I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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