Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
