Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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